Day 3- Jillian Michaels Making the Cut:
Thank GAWD Day 3 is a day off from her INSANE workouts. A frog push-up? Really, Jillian? I think I pulled a muscle in my vagina.
Does anyone else hate the mountain climbers with a fire of thousand burning suns? Mountain climbers as in the exercise, not as in Göran Kropp.
I would be lying my fat ass off if I said that I’ve been following her meal guidelines. Unless, of course, her meal plan incorporates left over Christmas cookies and candies. I wouldn’t know because I took a 2 second glance at her culinary suggestions. When I came across the words, “NO ALCOHOL for 30 days.” I hustled on to the next chapter! With New Year’s Eve just a hop, skip, and a jump away, I decided to forgo the diet until after the 1st.
I began the workouts on Monday, and let’s just say, if you thought that The Shred was insane… stay far away from Making the Cut. Some free weight exercises direct you to follow the exercise “until you reach muscle fatigue.” My arms will never be the same!
If anyone can banish my Granny-Bye-Bye arms, I believe Jillian can. I need to take my before (or as Jillian says, Goodbye) photos. Standing in a sports bra and da-dun-da-dun shorts posing for a camera just doesn’t do it for me. Don’t even ask for a post with that picture, because it will never happen!
Mountain climbers are Jillian's way of torturing prisoners. I swear they use it in prison. I hate her.
ReplyDeleteNow that you've TOLD us about the potential picture, you HAVE to do it! ;)
ReplyDeleteI will never, ever, ever take a picture of my naked body in only underwear and sports bra. My eyes would bleed.
ReplyDeleteAlso if you figure out how to get rid of the granny arm, let me know. My arms remind me of our 8th Grade English teacher with the speech impediment. What was her name??? I know you are picturing her right now. And her arms...I'll leave you with that thought...Mrs. Dobbs? Was that it?
Ah shit. Stop talking about exercise while I just had a pizza and Dr. Pepper. I have been avoiding Jillian Michaels and her torturous workouts like the freakin plague. My body aches just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteFree weights... might as well just bash yourself in the head with them! You'll feel better for it! I heard arm-wings are in for 2010.
ReplyDeleteI much prefer Court's suggestion... pizza and Dr Pepper!
This is not encouraging me. Jillian would have a heyday with my pregnancy-blown stomach.
ReplyDeleteBy making the cut does she mean a quick, clean slice across the wrist so you don't have to do the next day's workout?
ReplyDeleteI think Tony Horton is her mentor. Dammmmmmmit. I cannot get away from that guy.
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